Attracting Douchebags and New-New Boy's girlfriend!

Oh Lord! I am feeling under the weather right now but I just have to tell ya'll about lastnight/thismorning's events...

First off, I got a call from New-New Boy's (aka Silver-tounge) GIRLFRIEND. She calmly asked who I was and why her boyfriend had been calling me so frequently. I calmly explained to her that I don't like drama and that her boo (who told me he broke up with his girl 7 months ago) had been trying to get at me for the last 4 weeks or so...and that he had been unsuccessful....lol..

BOY AM I GLAD I DIDN'T KISS THAT TWIT!!!!

So this girl (she seemed sweet, so I talked to her freely...not holding anything back) said they had been in a relationship for 7 years..of course its not my business but since I could tell she was  younger...I told her to watch her back..that nothing had happened with me...but that was ONLY BECAUSE of ME and not his undying devotion to her! After 7 years I think a man (after that amount of time) should be your LOYAL husband..not your attempting-to-cheat BOYFRIEND...then I told her I had to go..and thanks for waking me up because I overslept and was late for work!

LOL...my life gets funnier every day..of course I am always smiling..lol!

Remember how I told ya'll how sweet he was last weekend..bought drinks for the whole crew and went home txting and calling me about how much he liked me. He also invited me to dinner this week and told me how much he really wanted to be in a relationship with me...and didn't understand how come I wouldn't give him a chance. LOL

LAST NIGHT, I told him not to call me..that my spirit didn't agree with something about him and that he was acting waaay tooo into me...waaay too early!!!

THIS MORNING, I got 3 calls from NEW-NEW BOY and then a call from his GIRLFRIEND ....boy-ppl kill me! LMBO!

Sometimes you just have to go with your gut...and be glad you did it!

Another note:

This new guy (some bouncer dude) I met called me..and invited me to lunch. I am home for the day so I say ok...and then while I was taking a little siesta...I get a few txts from him (sexual innuendos about licking and tasting and all this crap)

I called him back to say that I wasn't sure if I wanted to go...

He does not pick up. Then came this txt war below:

Me: I don't want to go anymore.
Him: We should still go, it will be fun.
Me: "I'm good..I think I am getting better at recognizing your type.
Him: Aww, I'm a good dude"
Me: "Oh yeah, then why don't you explain to me why you are txting me instead of returning the call
Me:"Actually, don't bother..I don't want to talk or go out with you ...like I said I know your type....and it isn't MY TYPE!
Him: my mom fell and I have to take her to the hospital.

LOL...this guy was an idiot..glad I am skipping over this one, too! DELETED THE # propmtly!

Trying to set those standards, people!!! I am totally not doing it...in 2009

TAKE HOME LESSONS:

1. It is ALWAYS a bad sign when you get a call from your new-new boy's girlfriend!
2. It is almost ALWAYS a bad sign when a guy txts u back (without reason) after a call.
3. It is ALWAYS a bad sign when someone that you just met sends you "NASTY" txts...not a good dude...CUT HIM OFF EARLY and press DELETE! It is the best way to stop attracting douchebags!

I'm out.

--Danie

P.S. I know there are good dudes out there, somewhere! LOL. I just know it! :-)