Little Black Dress and "Donkey Balls"

It happened again...I was walking in the street with a girlfriend of mine and experienced nothing but hoots and hollas...all because I wore a little black dress to work today! Ladies, never underestimate the power of the walk, the talk or the dress that covers everything but opens them all up to wonder what is underneath!

This story does not have a happy ending, though!!! All the hoots and hollas...all the cat calls, "Ey Girl", whispers and "psst..." and not ONE had the the balls to say hello (or walk up and prove that they had more that 3 words in their vocabulary)!!! Standing there with blank looks and wide eyes, slightly hunched over...I'd have to say these guys looked like they were holding their own "Donkey Balls" (see definition below)


So we laughed and kept WALKING AWAY...which shows me a couple of things:

1. "Some dude" (see definition below) has to step his game up...because the ladies of 2009..don't think cat calls are cute anymore...

2. "Some dude" will remain "Some dude" until he decides to think of himself as more than just a *smart* donkey, to be used for rides and constantly getting beat for their stubborness.

3. If Steve Harvey is right when he says that we, the ladies, are not "setting the standard"...than "Some Dude" better watch out...because we are SETTING THE STANDARD in 2009 and looking to find "The Dude" (see definition below)

In short, if he thought I was really h-o-t-t...then he would have rid himself of the "donkey balls" and acted like a grown man...and spoken up..

But since he was too busy holding his donkey balls...I just KEPT WALKING!

WTH am I saying about myself if I was interested in a cat-calling idiot? I would be saying....this isn't 2009...the year of EXPECTATIONS and SEXPECTATIONS...the ladies have spoken..we are asking for both!!!

Definitons:

"Donkey Balls" -- the reproductive organ of an occasionally aggresive, nomadic animal that is not
known for his intelligence. An animal that enjoys conveying his points through
"breying" and shaking his hooves in the air. This animal however, is not
known to have any significance except for its durability while being ridden far
distances.

"Some Dude" -- the guy who is the last to get his phone call returned because you don't think he
is seriously pursuing you or anything else in his life.
-- the last guy on the totem pole
-- the guy you secretely make fun of with your friends...when the new guy comes
around

"The Dude" -- the one who matters
-- the first guy on the totem pole (and the only pole you are interested in climbing)
-- the guy you never talk about with your friends..and the one who keeps new
guys from taking up his space!