New York State of Lies

So here's the problem....I wrote my first blog, swearing up and down I would tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God!  It was a lie.  I didn't tell you why it was absolutely necessary that I write about this guy.  He was sweet and cute and all that...but the thing is there was one HUGE difference about him that I really didn't focus on until we saw the pictures...two days later.  

Do you remember that episode of Girlfriends where Joan is dating a guy who is wearing a girdle?  That was the joke I have been living down ever since we left the party.  My "Adorable Guy" had hips and a butt that could contend with mine!  Trust me, that is a feat....

I liked it, though.  I think it was cute in a teddy bear sort of way.  He was cuddly and just because he is a little wider around the hips does not necessarily imply that he has a dangerously higher level of estrogen than the normal man (and yes they all have a little bit)!  

Annnnd....I think it made him a better dancer!  I am sure of it.  My big-booty "Adorable Guy" swung my entire upper body back as if we were re-enacting the "Nobody puts Baby in the Corner" scene in Dirty Dancing.

And if a guy can pull a Patrick Swayze...doesn't he at least deserve a call back? 

So, let me know what you think...Is a big booty a reason to take a guy off of your roster???