Tuesday, April 7, 2009

All the men but the right one!

So...the scariest thing about writing a blog about men (or your experiences with them) is that if you find the right one..and he has already read your blog..he knows how crazy you really are!  Of course, as it turns out I am not very close to finding the right one...so for now I will put that disturbing thought underneath my bed!!!!  Today's events just prove that fact!


I am absolutely nuts...


I ran downstairs to grab some lunch and I have to admit that I have my DIVA phernomenon (pheromone + phenomenon)  all over me today! It does not seem to matter, however..because by the time I got back upstairs, I had been completely disgusted with the "other species".


All the wrong guys checked me out:


1. The old guy escorting his wife into the hospital (turned his neck so far behind, I thought it was going to snap)


2. The food vendor ( He was already hitting on a lady when I got there, then turned to her and told her he had a DREAM that a supermodel was going to stop by him today, and looked at me)


3.  The McHottie doc who commented on my outfit and tried to extend conversation before I walked off in a hurry after a "ring sighting".


I just don't understand!!!  The 2000 census said that in New York, of the approximately 8,000,000 people who live here,  about 47% are men and 52% are women.  Now that just does not make any sense.  We are practically in a 1:1 ratio....but I have not been "found" by an intelligent, God-fearing, successful, good-looking man who understands 8-letter words and values the possibility of upward mobility!!! Honestly, it is preposterous!!!

Posted by Miss Danie B at 4/07/2009 01:03:00 PM

7 comments:

  1. TheoApril 8, 2009 at 9:12 AM

    Where are you looking for dudes?

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  2. Miss Danie BApril 8, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    I don't look for them anywhere...I am just oh-so-patiently waiting for them to find me....lol

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  3. TheoApril 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    So, you can't complain that there is a lack of good men...right? Cause you aren't really looking. I only mean that you should continue your patience or stop complaining...you can do both...lol.

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  4. TheoApril 8, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    You can't* do both...

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  5. Miss Danie BApril 8, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    I can do whateva I want...lol T3FLON....lol

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  6. BlackGirlInterruptedApril 17, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    hahahah U can do whatever u want is right!!!! and u right not to look... Let God lead him to u... but in the meanwhile, keep blogging about them all!!! hell, they do the crime, they deserve to be talked about! ;)

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  7. SawandiApril 25, 2009 at 4:57 AM

    thinks Danie could make her perfect b*tch(Fredro Starr-sorry) and still find something wrong with him...poor guy

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