PMS is a *itch

Disclaimer: Today's blog is only meant to serve as an open forum for the angry woman that lives in my uterus and only comes out to play once a month

Dear World,

Its me Danie B. I am going crazy today. I am at work and all I can think about is chocolate. In addition, I think I am going to retire the entire team for the fall. MY thoughts are riding along the lines of social suicide. I never want to talk to another man again, ever! They should stay on the other end of the earth and the women that are left on this side can engineer a robot that can produce more children. That way we can manipulate nature to genetically engineer perfect men with manners who always open the door, walk on the right side of the road, always pick up when we call and never EVER finish the "race" before a woman does...

Wouldn't that be fun??? Then we never have to worry about anything but taking over the world, work, bills and new recipes...oh and the munchkin ppl that everyone keeps trying to convince me are children.


LOLOL...that felt good.

Tune in next week when I am in love with all the tall and handsome humping-rabbits that continually inhabit the earth and occasionally settle down.

I'm outie 500,

Danie B.

Hot Spots....eyes on summer

So its time to build the roster once again.....so we are off to the trenches ladies!!! This week I popped in to some #oldiesbutgoodies hotspots in NYC...and slid into a few new ones. STOP....This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test ....PAY ATTENTION to the line that follows.

The guys are hotter, smarter, focused and direct. I just HAD to SHARE!!!

I don't know where they are breeding these guys...or if I have to take a red pill or blue pill to see more of them. But if this is what the matrix has to offer...I am sooo in!!!

Wed-- Tillman's -- Jaiden the Cure Performance

He was amazing as usual...video and pics coming soon!! This guy has a voice like a waterfall and a great personality to boot! This place has a cool vibe and is an old fav of mine. Neo-soul, Live music, quaint surroundings, and it is always full of interesting people.

Thurs -- Honey -- How sweet it is Thursday

The drinks were flowin...the music was poppin and the "man-candies" were friendly and in abundance...its a must do...great promoters who really treat the clientele well.

Fri -- The Gates-- Afterwork Networking Event -- Guest speaker Andrew Morrison

I happened upon this by accident but boy was I glad that I did...

Great speaker + Great Ambiance + Advancing Minorities = Perfect Activity

I expect great things from the groups that have come together to provide this alternative (Grae Enterprises, The Conglomerate and Mike Mogul +)

I'm out,

Danie B.