PMS is a *itch

Disclaimer: Today's blog is only meant to serve as an open forum for the angry woman that lives in my uterus and only comes out to play once a month

Dear World,

Its me Danie B. I am going crazy today. I am at work and all I can think about is chocolate. In addition, I think I am going to retire the entire team for the fall. MY thoughts are riding along the lines of social suicide. I never want to talk to another man again, ever! They should stay on the other end of the earth and the women that are left on this side can engineer a robot that can produce more children. That way we can manipulate nature to genetically engineer perfect men with manners who always open the door, walk on the right side of the road, always pick up when we call and never EVER finish the "race" before a woman does...

Wouldn't that be fun??? Then we never have to worry about anything but taking over the world, work, bills and new recipes...oh and the munchkin ppl that everyone keeps trying to convince me are children.


LOLOL...that felt good.

Tune in next week when I am in love with all the tall and handsome humping-rabbits that continually inhabit the earth and occasionally settle down.

I'm outie 500,

Danie B.

Cause ya'll know that I am random....

Two things I have to note:

1. I believe the spot to be tonight is Bowlmor Lanes near Union Square, because its "Classic"'s event...and they are usually poppin!

2. The Smart Ones Breakfast sandwich is really good!!!

That is all...

I do have a small update about men-ppl...but I have to let it marinate first...check in a little later...lol!

Listening to: For the love of you by the Isley Brothers...this song begs for a lazy sunday, laying in bed, soaked in sunshine!!!!

Knocks you down

Sooo....

I was listening to the Keri Hilson album, "In a Perfect World" and I decided that I am going to pick a new theme song. I love the song "Knocks you down" with Kanye & Neyo...it is a really positive song and speaks to those of us who are just a little bit (or A LOT ) pissed off about the lack of good men in this world. The song tells you when love knocks you down, just get back up. So since I am not so good with long term goals...I am going to keep this theme song for a week! If I slip up and start boy-hatemail..just remind me..lol!

Try the album...it was a pleasant surprise.