Couch-to-5K

Hello My Luvs,

So its the new year and though I am late on posting...I am going to give it a try again. I refuse to make any New Year's resolutions. I do much better figuring out my goals one day at a time. See what the almost-30s do to you? I think I am actually finally figuring this out. So its January 3rd and yesterday I did my first day on this running program COUCH-TO-5K. The idea of the program is to take a "couch potato" or someone who does not exercise frequently and prepare them to run a 5K marathon in 9 weeks. I know, crazy right?? I mean I have been working on my health and body for a year, lost a lot of weight and still don't think it possible. But what is the new year for if not to make the impossible, possible? (And NO that is not a New Year's resolution). LOL. So I got off my couch (literally) and did Day 1 of the 9 week program last night. Its only 9 weeks (M,W,F) and I hope that I can challenge myself to finish. I downloaded a funky app on my iphone that goes along with the running program and keeps me on point with the intervals. FUN TIMES. I'll check in weekly and let you guys know whats going on. If any of you are still out there!!! LOL.

I'm outie 500.

XOXO

--Danie B.

GinaRe - Count Down

Rent: Too Damn High! Song.

The FeTe

PMS is a *itch

Disclaimer: Today's blog is only meant to serve as an open forum for the angry woman that lives in my uterus and only comes out to play once a month

Dear World,

Its me Danie B. I am going crazy today. I am at work and all I can think about is chocolate. In addition, I think I am going to retire the entire team for the fall. MY thoughts are riding along the lines of social suicide. I never want to talk to another man again, ever! They should stay on the other end of the earth and the women that are left on this side can engineer a robot that can produce more children. That way we can manipulate nature to genetically engineer perfect men with manners who always open the door, walk on the right side of the road, always pick up when we call and never EVER finish the "race" before a woman does...

Wouldn't that be fun??? Then we never have to worry about anything but taking over the world, work, bills and new recipes...oh and the munchkin ppl that everyone keeps trying to convince me are children.


LOLOL...that felt good.

Tune in next week when I am in love with all the tall and handsome humping-rabbits that continually inhabit the earth and occasionally settle down.

I'm outie 500,

Danie B.